organicfriedplantains:

😍😍😍

(Source: manhood)

(Source: zerueru)

(Source: kaolincackle)

koichiis:

POCKET SAND

koichiis:

POCKET SAND

(Source: wockitaki)

s1uts:

wootllamas:

it has to stop

I’m tired

s1uts:

wootllamas:

it has to stop

I’m tired

(Source: toastradamus)

(Source: dededestpolis)

therealogmail:

theyoungdaddy:

princesscumkitty:

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

therealogmail:

theyoungdaddy:

princesscumkitty:

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

Oh hey look it’s me!
I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

oscob:

deinocti:

oscob:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

more like

"I am the most boring and predictable person you will ever meet"

Wow. Okay. You’re no prize yourself

(:

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oscob:

You know who hates on Kanye?

  1. boring ass fuckboys
  2. fuckboys who hate seeing a black man make it

oldmangangbang:

"sir we lost the platoon. all our men are gone"

a lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance

"not all men" 

matthewsagan:

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This is a newborn baby emerging from a woman’s vagina. Some of you might think it’s graphic or even “gross” but I actually think it’s a beautiful example of the miracle that is childbirth. Just look at that expression on the child’s face. If you can’t appreciate the natural process that brings us all into this world you’ve got some serious growing up to do.

(Source: matthewsagan)

kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

(Source: thvnderfox)

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

4t-ounce:

"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"

(Source: awwww-cute)